1-Quart Canteen with Pouch

US Army

Regular price $12.00

Shipping calculated at checkout.
This 1-quart alcohol holder comes with a MOLLE compatible pouch to attach to suitable objects such as our backpacks.

Whether you’re on the job, at the beach, a sporting event, or your nephew’s 4th birthday party, use this convenient canteen with carry pouch to get discreetly plastered.

Originally designed for use by the military to carry “water”. However, after some extensive investigation by our research team, we have determined water is in fact dangerous. Not only have people been known to drown, but also 100% of people exposed to water at some point in their life, end up dying. Therefore we believe the best use for this product is adult beverages.

NSN 8465-01-115-0026 (Canteen)

The photos are representative of the item(s) you will receive but are not the actual item(s). The item(s) you receive may differ slightly in condition or appearance from the representative photos but will be substantially the same in terms of their condition, appearance and functionality.